On Thursday, the Houston Chronicle reporting from Kissimmee, FL, quoted Roger Clemens saying he’ll work himself into shape if a team presents an offer he cannot refuse.  What is this guy looking for, seriously?  Money?  A personal team charter plane?  Pitch only home games?  Maybe he wants the Yankees to change their name to the Rockets. I’m baffled…again I contend that Roger Clemens loves to bathe in his own glory, and loves the thought of 3 teams salivating for his services for the next two months.