I’m so sick and tired of the Roger Clemens “undecided” waiting game every winter, I’m officially announcing that I quit! I’m not playing anymore, Roger! It’s not worth it for me, just so you can hear owners and managers drool over you for months on end. We all know how good you are, it’s no secret. No know how good you are, too! Are you going to hear anything this year that you haven’t heard before? Is there going to be any consideration this year that hasn’t been there in years past?

If you wanted to really show the fans some love, go ahead and commit to something. I don’t care, go back to Boston if you want. Or the Bronx. Heck, go pitch for Arizona, I don’t care anymore. Just stop basking in your Hall of Fame glory and choose something. It’s not like you’re choosing whether or not to go fight in Iraq, or that the decision has some eternal consequences. It’s a game, and you play for a living! Choose a team and play if you want to play…